Prestonia

A Sovereign Cognitive Anomaly Since 1776

Seal of Prestonia

Welcome to the Official Interdimensional Portal

Prestonia is a post-partisan nation-state recognized by absolutely no one, yet admired by all who gaze upon the truth. Governed by principles of chaos, dignity, and orthopedic solidarity, Prestonia is home to the world's first Mental Patient Advocate Republic.

Our motto: "In Cognitive Computation we Trust."

собер синсе 1776
ин когнитиве компутер и труст

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Departments of the Prestonian Federation

Prestonia Health Authority

Because someone has to document the cybernetic implants.

 Preston Security Agency (PSA) – No Strings Attached (NSA)

For surveillance with sacred vibes.

 Ministry of Existential Reform

Where therapy meets theology and conspiracy law.
Office of Cognitive Oversight

Yes, we know what you’re thinking. And yes, it’s concerning.